The Onion News Network (ONN) has the following report.

And some good news out of Iraq.

US mititary commanders have announced that the third annual “Bring your daughter to war” day was a great success. Over fifteen thousand daughters to see first hand what goes into fighting a war. From rading homes in Basra to enforcing the am/pm curfew in Mosuul to interrogating prisoners in Tekreet.

(soldier) “So glad she came out here to see what I’m doing here all the time.”
(daughter) “There were lots of explosions, and uh, and uh, I saw a leg.”

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